Saving Ruby by Shari Hearn
Author:Shari Hearn
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: cozy mystery, humorous mystery, southern mystery
Publisher: J&R Fan Fiction
Published: 2020-06-07T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter Eight
ONCE CHARLENE WAS OUTFITTED with headphones and a transistor radio to block her from listening in, Ida Belle began briefing the other women on everything that had transpired over the past couple of days.
Kitty leaned forward in her seat. âWow. The story I heard was that a man was found in the bayou, his face half-eaten by an alligator.â
Sass snagged a chip and nodded. âI heard all that was left were his legs.â
âThatâs what the sheriff wants everyone to believe,â Gertie said.
Marge rounded out the debriefing by playing the tape of Oliver she had recorded with the hollowed-out phony Bible. Once it was finished, Louanne whistled. âYouâve got yourselves a mystery on your hands.â
âOur hands,â Ida Belle said, gesturing toward the newly minted Sinful Ladies. And grannies. âThatâs why we formed this group. We are tired of womenâs concerns being written off as âsilly hunches.â We need a dedicated group who can act on these concerns when theyâre ignored by the powers that be.â
âAlso known as Sheriff Robert E. Bonehead,â Gertie said to the nods of the other women.
Ida Belle continued. âNow, I know we all have our lives to tend to. Sass and Kitty, you both work, and we understand that. Soon Gertie will be busy with school to complete her teaching degree. Marge will take over Sinful Photo, and Iâll be joining Louanne part time with her bounty hunting business. But thereâs important work to be done in Sinful and between all of us, we can get it done.â
âUnfortunately, for this mission, youâll have to count Gabby and me out.â Louanne gestured to Charlene. âWe have to get this one to a court in Houston.â
Sensing she was being included in the discussion, Charlene turned her angry eyes toward Louanne and mumbled up a blue streak.
âUnderstood,â Ida Belle said. She turned her gaze toward Sass and Kitty.
âIâm game,â Sass said.
Kitty nodded. âMe too. I think our mayor is as crooked as the day is long, but his wife Ruby shouldnât have to suffer because his past may be coming back to do harm.â
âWould you two be up for a little surveillance work tonight?â
Kittyâs eyes lit up. âWeâll be like The Mod Squad, only weâre The Broad Squad.â
âBroad Squad. I like that,â Gertie said.
âAll we want you to do is watch over the mayorâs house,â Marge said. âIf you see any threats, go to the neighbors and tell them to call the sheriff. You two take the early shift.â She looked at Gertie and Ida Belle. âIâll take the overnighter with whoever loses the coin toss.â
âIâll do it,â Gertie said. âIda Belleâs letting us live here rent-free. She ought to get some benefit from owing the house.â
âAnd what about us?â Granny Magoo asked. âWhatâs our job? Are we in your group or not?â
Gertie sighed.
Louanne laughed. âI find when it comes to those two, itâs best just to say âyes.â Besides, they donât work, so they are always available, and my mama taught me everything I know about making moonshine, something I know youâre thinking about.
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